Favorite cocktail typos

There are quite a few bars on the beaches in Goa and each has its own handwritten, chalkboard menu. In a country with 22 official languages, on a beach that caters to tourists from around the world, the spelling is delightfully creative. Thus, I present my favorite cocktail typos:

Tom Calling

No need to drunk dial. Tom beat you to it.

Whiskey Shoots

The most dangerous drink on the beach.

Bloody Merry

I googled "Bloody Mary" in search of a photo of a tomato-based cocktail for this post. I do not recommend doing so, unless there's something about Mary (that makes you want to see her dead).

Pine Colada

Mmmm....needly...

Feel free to post your own from overseas trips or from your local bartender with bad grammar!